how to be a dumb!!

so, you are reading this, that means you want to be a dumb :)
lets start...

step 1. behave like you are not getting anything.
step 2. ask same questions more then 5 times ( you can use larger nos ).
step 3. ask questions like "what's you name, [person's name]".
step 4. ask for water cooler while drinking water from it.
step 5. go for a morning walk in the evening...hahahha :)
step 6. eat lunch at night, and dinner in the morning.

any more points?? pls do share thru comments.

why nigeria, ethiopia are poor??

well, economists can have different opinions about the economic condition of these countries (nigeria, ethiopia etc). but i have got a different opinion about this.
i get daily about 5-10 emails from rich/officials of these countries asking me to claim my money from their banks. moreover, some emails promise to send me hundreds of kilograms of pure gold or gold dust. so far, i've averaged around $50 millions per day!!

they are throwing their money to us. this is the main reason for poor economic condition of these countries. lol.. :) :)

make friends and use them

some interesting taxonomy of friends are:-

• temporary :- these friends come into life and go like a 15 seconds ad on prime time show.
• casual :- these are only show up occasionally, just like frogs in rainy season.
• parasite :- these kind of friends can't even fill a simple form without you.
• possessive :- you always think of 15th Aug ( or Independence day of your respective country), when they are around you.
• for-profit :- these are like MNCs, they will behave as a friend only if they can get something of value out of you. don't expect anything from them.

well, only 5 types for the time being. if we do more categorization there will be more than 100 kind of them. and yes, all of the above are in fact not friends...just following the cliche "make friends and use them".

back in black

back in black, i hit the sack,
i've been too long, i'm glad to be back
yes i'm let loose from the noose,
that's kept me hangin' about
i been livin like a star 'cause it's gettin' me high,
forget the hearse, 'cause i never die
i got nine lives, cat's eyes
abusing every one of them and running wild

'cause i'm back! yes, i'm back!
well, i'm back! yes, i'm back!
well, i'm baaack, baaack...
well, i'm back in black,
yes, i'm back in black!

well, i'm back! yes, i'm back!
well, i'm back! yes, i'm back!
well, i'm baaack, baaack...
well, i'm back in black,
yes, i'm back in black-ow!

aww yeah! let's go!
keep on goin'! yeah yeah!
yeah... aww yeah yeah!
here we go!

thanks ac/dc.. for the song.

so, from a loooong off...i'm baaaack...stay tuned!!

meeting minutes

backbencher1 and backbencher2 were in the meeting. (bb1 and bb2 hereafter)

(15 min after starting the meeting)

bb1 was already lost somewhere else.
bb2 was scratching his head.
bb1 looked at bb2...and chuckled..
bb1 got a text after 5 min, obviously from bb2.
'boring'
bb2 chuckled..

(30 min after starting the meeting)

bb1 got an sms
'phek raha hai '
bb1 sent an sms to bb2 in reply.
'yes...bloody..******'

(45 min after starting the meeting)

bb1 texted.
'pakdo......maro'
bb2 replied.
'maro'

(1 hr after starting the meeting)

bb2 texted.
'kuch nahi ho sakta'

still meeting continued..thereafter

hey!! what are you doing??

he must be a super geek (his geek score is 99/100, i bet!!).
poor girl!!

all men are dogs and all women are cats

lately, i've read a quote. it goes like 'all men are dogs & all women are cats'.

so, i've explored some characteristics of dogs and cats thru web. so what i found is here:-

• dogs are kind, protective, cuddly, handsome, smart, playful, loyal and unconditionally loving
• cats are self-absorbed, demanding, controlling, and abusive in short, cats are jerks.
• bad news is, all men are not dogs, if all men were dogs, this world would be a wonderful place. unfortunately, some men are men, not dogs.
• it’s common knowledge that many women respond positively to jerks, 'nice guys finish last' and all that.

so, waddyah think guys n gals about all this !!

p.s. disclaimer :- it's not my opinion. i think both are adorable in different ways :)