open loops

so, you are reading this, that means you want to be a dumb :)
lets start...

step 1. behave like you are not getting anything.
step 2. ask same questions more then 5 times ( you can use larger nos ).
step 3. ask questions like "what's you name, [person's name]".
step 4. ask for water cooler while drinking water from it.
step 5. go for a morning walk in the evening...hahahha :)
step 6. eat lunch at night, and dinner in the morning.

any more points?? pls do share thru comments.