how to be a dumb!!

so, you are reading this, that means you want to be a dumb :)
lets start...

step 1. behave like you are not getting anything.
step 2. ask same questions more then 5 times ( you can use larger nos ).
step 3. ask questions like "what's you name, [person's name]".
step 4. ask for water cooler while drinking water from it.
step 5. go for a morning walk in the evening...hahahha :)
step 6. eat lunch at night, and dinner in the morning.

any more points?? pls do share thru comments.

why nigeria, ethiopia are poor??

well, economists can have different opinions about the economic condition of these countries (nigeria, ethiopia etc). but i have got a different opinion about this.
i get daily about 5-10 emails from rich/officials of these countries asking me to claim my money from their banks. moreover, some emails promise to send me hundreds of kilograms of pure gold or gold dust. so far, i've averaged around $50 millions per day!!

they are throwing their money to us. this is the main reason for poor economic condition of these countries. lol.. :) :)

make friends and use them

some interesting taxonomy of friends are:-

• temporary :- these friends come into life and go like a 15 seconds ad on prime time show.
• casual :- these are only show up occasionally, just like frogs in rainy season.
• parasite :- these kind of friends can't even fill a simple form without you.
• possessive :- you always think of 15th Aug ( or Independence day of your respective country), when they are around you.
• for-profit :- these are like MNCs, they will behave as a friend only if they can get something of value out of you. don't expect anything from them.

well, only 5 types for the time being. if we do more categorization there will be more than 100 kind of them. and yes, all of the above are in fact not friends...just following the cliche "make friends and use them".